withblackjackandhookers - putitinh
death by airlock failure, death by brain parasite, death by sonic diarrhea
Baby, wait! You didn’t show me your surprise.
Which concludes the summary of the movie I saw last night. Now, any old business?
Oh, that poor sweet monkey.
Well let’s go gather him up, there’s no sense letting him go to waste.
Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn’t I break his legs?
Alright, this is the third hose fight I’ve broken up today. And the second one using actual hoses.
I could fit if I didn’t have these damn arms!
Why is the T.V getting smaller?